apparently new york is going to be attacked by a giant poached egg.
Looks more like sunny-side up to me
it’s gonna be new yolk now
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
That’s insane! Wow.
I normally dont, but this is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all day
i was mesmerized…
Thats shit can’t be real
There is nooo fucking way thats real!!! If her ass is real, I’m giving up twerking, cause there is no fucking way my ass will ever wobble like that. I”M DONE!
FUCK EVERYTHING…I am going to be a “Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman” for fuck Halloween, or even just everyday life!!!
MUST. MAKE. INTO. COSTUME…